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The books "Sex And Zen"

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and "Golden Vase" are both banned in China.

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The real meaning of "Sex And Zen"

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is: you get happy when raping others' wife,

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but what if yours gets raped?

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The character of the book, Mo Yang San

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even has a horse's penis

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to replace his only one.

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In the end, his wife becomes a prostitute

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and she is enjoyed by thousands of men.

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Strange enough,

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many men

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still take Mo Yang San as their idol.

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They all want to be as horny as he.

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They want to rape all pretty girls...

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"Sex And Zen II"

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There is a rich family in Chinmun Town.

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The master, Mr. Saimun

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has a given name Chien.

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He takes Mo Yang San as his idol

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and he practises "Iron Dick".

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Every morning when he wakes up,

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he hangs a watermelon
on his penis to practise.

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He wants his penis to be as hard as iron.

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Am I superman?

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Very Super!

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Don't say I am mean to you.

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I'll give you watermelon today, take it.

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Eat it.

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I'll eat... very good.

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He'll go on practising "Iron Scrotum"

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He ties himself to a bull's scrotum,

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and he'll do tug-o-war.

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Once he pulls,

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he can pull out the bull's penis.
The bull becomes eunuch.

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Now he's practising Sand Skill.

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He writes on the sand with his penis.

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He just wants to make all women die

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die on bed.

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What do you think about my autograph?

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He insists on snatching others' wives.

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He has 4 wives.

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His 1st wife is dead.

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The other 3 concubines
used to be others' wives.

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He snatches them to be his concubines.

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Mu yon

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You're the No. One Horny Man

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and a great painter.

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And my painting,

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with women's busts as lotus flowers,
pubic hair as lotus leaves,

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buttocks as birds, waist as grass,

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it fully illustrates

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how to paint a woman's body.

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And this is "Scene of Hundred Women".

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Are you getting excited?

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Oh! You mustn't seduce friends' wives.

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Don't you always snatch friends' wives?

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Right, but Brother Chien,

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you did announce that if anyone
dare to touch your wife and daughter,

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you'll burn his family to
death and rape his mother!

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You'll even feed dogs with his dick.

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I'd rather desert my family and my mother.

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I can't have son if I lose my dick.

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There's no point in thinking about that.

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You're really my idol!

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Everyone says you're great flatter.

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You know nothing but betray your friends.

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You keep flattering those
rich and powerful guys.

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I don't believe a soul.

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I find you're the most honest guy.

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Thanks, thanks.

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No thanks.

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I'm just boasting.

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Don't play me a fool.

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What? I can fool you any time.

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I can have you suck my dick, you nut!

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Saimun Chien is the master of Chinmun Town.

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He is capricious and violent.

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So all those flatterers

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are fooled by him.

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Every evening,

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Saimun Chien's servant will bring out 4 gongs.

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Each of them
has one of his 4 wives's name on it.

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He will strike one of the gongs

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to indicate which wife he's going
to spend the night with.

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But sometimes when Saimun Chien feels
tired and wants to have a rest,

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he will strike his late 1st wife's gong.

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Then he'll stay in his own room
that night to take a rest and have some tonic.

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Old master, this is cock testicles,

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bull penis, seal penis.

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These are snake gut and tiger penis.

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All are penises?

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I want to try penises of all animals.

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Why don't you laugh? Isn't that amusing?

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That's amusing, but I'm too old,
I respond slowly.

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You're the perfect servant.

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Where're Lung and Yiau?

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They're flying kites.

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You mustn't let them go.

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Dad...

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We'll fly a kite.

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Don't go.

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Dad, you're more and more of dictatorship.

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Of course.

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But you step on your brother.

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Are you alright?

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Why are you stepping under my feet?
Are you OK?

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I don't know

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why I have a retarded son.

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He was born like that.

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Dare you complain?

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I've asked you not to go out
and you still take him outside?

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I just want to fly a kite with him.

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It's boring to stay home all day.

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We Saimun family, has been rich and important.

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<i>You're a girl,</i>

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how come you stay outside all day?

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What if you get molested?

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How can I face others?

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Don't think it's safe by disguising as a boy.

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I'll tell you,

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it's a horrible world,

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and molesters and manics are everywhere.

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They like to molest young boys.

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Dad, mind your saliva.

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I don't care,
you mustn't run around in future.

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Go back to your room.

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Brother, higher. Higher still.

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Great, still higher.

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Harder, harder.

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Go on, get higher still.

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Let it go...

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You're pulling on my dick.

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You nearly made me impotent.

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So you're peeping at others making love!

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Making love is for married couples.

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Look, they're making love openly,

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so it is only monkey affairs.

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You're quite learned.

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Of course.

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What do you call this?

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Let me tell you,

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it's 'John' for a kid,

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Dick" for bigger size,

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and 'Cock' if it's still bigger.

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It's listed in poems: The dick and cock of men

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are both looking for pretty, sexy women.

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This word, "dick",

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is termed as 'root' in literature.

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And for women, they call it 'Pussy'

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or 'Flower heart'.

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Taoists call it tripod.

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How to call it in foul language?

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We literate people won't say that.

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If you want to know how to pronounce,

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combine the syllable, cun and 1,
and that's how it's pronounced

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Cun...1...

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May I know your name?

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I'm Fatau. I'm a student.

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I want to study

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under Mr. Plum of the village nearby.

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I want to learn how to rule a country.

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Good idea. You can be educated.

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You can too.

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But I am a girl.

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I'm just an ordinary girl,

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my brother is an idiot.

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It's bad if I leave him and go to school.

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H's a pity.

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As we've taken to each other,

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it'd be good

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if we can study together at night.

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And if we finish school,

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I must get to know every pretty girl.

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You can become my companion then.

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You go to school
because you want to meet girls?

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Books say: Educated men have good wives,

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Education leads to
meeting lots of girlfriends.

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You're evil!

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Well, all men are horny.

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It's dusk.

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I have to move on.

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If you are interested,
come to see me at the next town.

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Goodbye.

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You're hungry, go home.

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OK, go home.

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Do you think I should go to school?

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Good, good.

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You know nothing but say good.

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Good, good.

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Can't you say it's bad?

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Good, good.

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It's no use talking to you.

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Our daughter is too naughty.

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She's still playing outside at this hour.

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Someone come!

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Call everybody

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to find Yiau and Lung back.

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They just ignore what I say.

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Why are you so mad?

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Why?

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Our daughter gets on my nerves.

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Let's screw.

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Come on.

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Harder.

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Squat down.

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Suck it.

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Dad, Dad.

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Dad, I'm back. Dad.

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I'm back, Dad.

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Why don't you listen to what I say?

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You're outside all day.

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Brother and I went flying kites.

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You are a girl.

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How can you stay outside all the time?

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I'm dressed as a boy.

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In ancient time, Ho Muo Ian
took up military service for her father.

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And she became so famous.

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Women even became empresses.

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There's a song for that:

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An empress in ancient time,

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fearing she had no lovers,

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so a doctor gave her advice.

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The doctor screwed the Queen,

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After much hard job,

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he solved their problems.

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Who knows, he had VD

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and spread it over the country.

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Great!

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Dad, don't sing dirty song.

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I really want to be educated, OK?

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No way!

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Really no?

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You are a girl,
and I never see a girl behaving like you.

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Good girls should stay home all day.

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They should do sewing, embrodery,

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music, playing with birds,
this is what a girl should do.

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But you keep thinking of going to school?

241
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Dad, are you alright?

242
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No, you made me mad.

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Go back to your room.

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Sun,

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I know you work hard,

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you needn't stick to it all the time.

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Mom, I want to see the world outside.

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I want 10 learn with Mr. Plum.

249
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I want to be educated.

250
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I don't want to follow your step.

251
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I don't want to be men's slave.

252
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There's a saying: Ignorant girls are perfect.

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It's been invented by men to tease women.

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If we don't get education,
we must obey men for all our life.

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If they ask us to walk, we must walk.

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We must follow whatever they order us.

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Mom, excuse for my deed, I must elude.

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If you are really in heaven,

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please bless me.

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I'd better take the back door.

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Miss, where are you going?

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It's very late.

263
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Dad asks me to practise.

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Why are you here so late?

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Want to peep?

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I dare not...

267
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Why don't you go to sleep?

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I will tell father this.

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1, 2, 3, dad...

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What is it?

271
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:11,668
Dad, you're so skilled at Flying Step.

272
00:15:11,918 --> 00:15:14,334
We've been peeping at you for a long time.

273
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,126
Come with me.

274
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,209
Dear ancestors,

275
00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:21,668
I am your lousy offspring,

276
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,834
I don't know how to educate my daughter
and she has run away,

277
00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:26,001
She insists on running wild,

278
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,793
If outsiders start gossips,

279
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:31,126
How am I going to handle?

280
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:33,501
Burn his house, beat his mother.

281
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,793
Right: we're Saimun family,

282
00:15:37,209 --> 00:15:39,168
we fear no gossips against us.

283
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:41,043
Today the reason why I call on you

284
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,501
is because I want to announce 10 you,

285
00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,209
I have made up a decision.

286
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,293
I want to let my daughter go to school.

287
00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:47,626
Thanks, Dad.

288
00:15:48,209 --> 00:15:49,959
Don't be so happy soon.

289
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,876
You must promise me one thing.

290
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,834
I promise...

291
00:15:56,543 --> 00:15:59,168
3 stay here, the rest go wank off outside.

292
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,459
Go.

293
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:14,209
Must I be beaten before letting me go?

294
00:16:14,418 --> 00:16:16,459
San, come out.

295
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,084
Why is our family so rich?

296
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,459
In fact,

297
00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:26,626
we're expert in making weapons.

298
00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,334
Look at this,

299
00:16:28,543 --> 00:16:30,584
It took me 3 years to finish it.

300
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,334
This is Chastity Amour.

301
00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:33,834
Chastity Amour?

302
00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:36,376
If you put this on,

303
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:39,293
only this key can unlock it.

304
00:16:39,543 --> 00:16:42,251
If any man wants to rape you,

305
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,251
this bust protecting chopper,

306
00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:48,043
and the cutter inside,
will be activated automatically.

307
00:16:48,334 --> 00:16:51,043
No men can take advantage of you.

308
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:53,084
Come and squeeze her busts.

309
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,334
Go ahead.

310
00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:05,543
Your turn.

311
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:07,626
Sqeeze her buttocks.

312
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:10,376
Go ahead.

313
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,834
Lama, your tum.

314
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,209
Screw her.

315
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:20,626
I dare not.

316
00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:22,168
I ask you to.

317
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:23,626
I dare not.

318
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,001
Useless.

319
00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,959
It's lost its function.

320
00:17:28,293 --> 00:17:29,459
Let me do it.

321
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:41,418
If anyone wants to screw in,
and make love with you,

322
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:44,168
the cutter will smash his dick.

323
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,584
As long as you put on this amour,

324
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:48,959
I'll not be worried
about your going to school.

325
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:58,584
The dick and cock of man,

326
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:02,751
The dick and cock of man,

327
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:06,876
are both looking for pretty, sexy women.

328
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:11,709
Are both looking for pretty, sexy girls.

329
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,168
Teacher... none of my business.

330
00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:19,709
You still deny?

331
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:22,543
Saimun Yiauv,
the guy you recommended, has come.

332
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,876
I'm Saimun Yiau, how are you?

333
00:18:29,668 --> 00:18:31,876
Give me a chance, Teacher.

334
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:38,168
Teacher, give it back to me, it's expensive.

335
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:43,043
I need it when I come up with vocabulary.

336
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:44,626
This is to make ink.

337
00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,626
What do you usually do after school?

338
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,418
We make poems, music or sword war.

339
00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:50,334
Sword war?

340
00:18:50,584 --> 00:18:52,501
Right, we practise every day.

341
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,209
Practising in back hill.

342
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,251
Do you want to take a look?

343
00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:56,751
Sure.

344
00:18:59,293 --> 00:19:02,709
Sword war is simple, I can do so well.

345
00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:08,251
What're they to be proud of?
I can surely beat them.

346
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,001
Pay, you are never up to me.

347
00:19:23,251 --> 00:19:23,876
Who dare to challenge me?

348
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,251
1 Will.

349
00:19:26,251 --> 00:19:29,209
You? You loser!

350
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,501
Let me tell you.

351
00:19:30,876 --> 00:19:32,293
I've practised for months already.

352
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:33,709
I don't believe I'll lose this time.

353
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,876
We'll see.

354
00:19:41,334 --> 00:19:43,626
Why does it take you so long?

355
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,168
Mind your own business.

356
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,084
Harder...

357
00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:50,376
Harder...

358
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,626
You wet your feet?

359
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:58,168
Are you pissing or something?

360
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,959
Challenge me? Unless you're virgin boy.

361
00:20:02,376 --> 00:20:03,959
That new comer is like a kid.

362
00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:05,501
He must be virgin boy.

363
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,709
OK, let's tease him.

364
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,626
Are you virgin boy?

365
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:14,543
Are you buddies?

366
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:15,876
Yes, yes.

367
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,668
Come and help me if you are.

368
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,918
Not just one time?

369
00:20:20,293 --> 00:20:20,793
What then?

370
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:22,334
No, I won't play this.

371
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:26,834
I said I won't play this.

372
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,334
Don't force him if he's unwilling to.

373
00:20:28,543 --> 00:20:30,084
What's that got to do with you?

374
00:20:30,793 --> 00:20:32,251
It really has something to do
with me this time.

375
00:20:37,584 --> 00:20:38,834
Are you OK?

376
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:42,084
I'm fine, but my dick suffers a lot.

377
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:44,001
Help me get some pain killer on.

378
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,459
OK.

379
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,626
It hurts, quick.

380
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,834
I'm looking for it, don't shout.

381
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:57,126
Have you found it yet?

382
00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:58,501
You look horrible.

383
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,334
Horrible? You have the same thing.

384
00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:09,668
Don't exaggerate.

385
00:23:42,793 --> 00:23:44,418
So she's disgusing as a boy.

386
00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:03,834
Um~ let me find something to test it...

387
00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:15,584
How... can she do that?

388
00:24:18,918 --> 00:24:22,334
Great, no wonder they all get hurt.

389
00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:25,168
We'd better leave such a horrible woman alone.

390
00:24:25,668 --> 00:24:28,418
Anyway, men shouldn't molest a woman.

391
00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:30,668
I'd better wank off!

392
00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:52,459
What are you doing?

393
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:55,876
It's...stuck...

394
00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:00,668
Fatau, his dick is seriously injured.

395
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,626
Will he become a eunuch?

396
00:25:03,918 --> 00:25:05,168
Though he asks for it himself,

397
00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:08,709
you're wrong to disguise as a boy.

398
00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,834
OK, you are to take him to a doctor.

399
00:25:12,126 --> 00:25:13,126
Can a doctor cure him of that?

400
00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:15,334
Happy Taoist at Chiukung Mountain...

401
00:25:15,543 --> 00:25:18,584
...knows every stuff of magic.

402
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:21,251
Take him there at once, but he charges a lot.

403
00:25:21,459 --> 00:25:22,584
No problem, I'm willing to pay anything.

404
00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:24,709
Take him there then.

405
00:25:25,084 --> 00:25:26,251
Only such a small part left?

406
00:25:26,543 --> 00:25:28,668
Even a bird can lift it away.

407
00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:30,376
So many birds there!

408
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,668
How far is it still?

409
00:25:33,918 --> 00:25:35,459
After climbing this hill.

410
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,751
Bear on, we'll soon arrive.

411
00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:38,668
My dick has been smashed

412
00:25:38,876 --> 00:25:41,001
by your cutter.

413
00:25:41,334 --> 00:25:42,876
My happiness has been destroyed by you.

414
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,418
But why are you so horny?

415
00:25:44,959 --> 00:25:46,834
Wait for me.

416
00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:49,043
Wait for me.

417
00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:57,168
It hurts much.

418
00:26:04,959 --> 00:26:07,168
Doctor, how is it?

419
00:26:07,709 --> 00:26:10,834
Your dick has been smashed, no way to heal it.

420
00:26:11,084 --> 00:26:11,959
If I cut off all the smashed flesh,

421
00:26:12,293 --> 00:26:13,376
even a cat will look down on you,

422
00:26:13,709 --> 00:26:15,043
as you have no dick anymore.

423
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:15,834
What shall I do?

424
00:26:16,084 --> 00:26:17,126
You needn't panic.

425
00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:19,626
There are three ways now.

426
00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:22,376
First, cut it down and become a eunuch

427
00:26:22,626 --> 00:26:23,876
or a gigolo.

428
00:26:24,209 --> 00:26:26,001
You can earn money by letting men screw you.

429
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,168
No way.

430
00:26:27,543 --> 00:26:29,543
No problem, there's a second way.

431
00:26:29,834 --> 00:26:32,751
You become a woman,

432
00:26:33,001 --> 00:26:34,293
and let men pamper you.

433
00:26:34,543 --> 00:26:35,334
A woman has to give birth to babies.
No, never.

434
00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,959
Third, get a new dick.

435
00:26:38,918 --> 00:26:40,626
Who will exchange for his?

436
00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:41,834
Well, my colleague brother transplanted

437
00:26:42,043 --> 00:26:46,334
a horse dick for Mo Yan San 10 years.

438
00:26:46,668 --> 00:26:48,251
And he has become superman on bed.

439
00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:51,501
Whether she's a virgin or a flirting woman,

440
00:26:51,751 --> 00:26:55,251
all women stick to him.

441
00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:56,751
I do envy him.

442
00:26:57,084 --> 00:27:00,501
But dicky is still dicky,
you'll die if you make love too much.

443
00:27:00,751 --> 00:27:03,001
I then researched for 3 years, day and night,

444
00:27:03,334 --> 00:27:04,376
I've figured it out.

445
00:27:04,751 --> 00:27:06,876
I finally invented a mechanic dick.

446
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,501
What's a mechanic dick?

447
00:27:11,709 --> 00:27:15,376
Listen, this mechanic dick is superb.

448
00:27:15,709 --> 00:27:18,376
It has 36 tricks, can be extended,

449
00:27:18,584 --> 00:27:19,543
and extracted,

450
00:27:19,793 --> 00:27:22,043
and extended, and split,

451
00:27:22,334 --> 00:27:23,584
it can swirl,

452
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,084
and swing,

453
00:27:25,501 --> 00:27:27,459
and even splash,

454
00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:31,376
and give out smoke,

455
00:27:33,668 --> 00:27:35,126
I see,

456
00:27:35,459 --> 00:27:37,251
but what's the use of giving out smoke?

457
00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:42,209
It can make you feel indulged, so mysterious.

458
00:27:42,418 --> 00:27:43,751
Do I feel anything?

459
00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:46,543
It depends on my craft man ship.

460
00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:48,251
Not everyone can transplant that.

461
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,376
How much?

462
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:50,501
5 thousand 1aels.

463
00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:52,709
5 thousand taels? I'd better give you a dick!

464
00:27:53,001 --> 00:27:53,584
It's not free for sure,

465
00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:54,793
even material costs a lot.

466
00:27:55,126 --> 00:27:55,918
You needn't charge so high.

467
00:27:56,251 --> 00:27:56,793
You think this dick costs no money?

468
00:27:57,251 --> 00:27:59,084
You're trying to cheat me of money.

469
00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:00,168
Stop shouting!

470
00:28:00,459 --> 00:28:01,876
5 thousand taels? I'll pay for you.

471
00:28:02,126 --> 00:28:03,209
You?

472
00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,209
Man, you're generous.

473
00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:09,584
OK, I'll offer you free hair for the dick.

474
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,043
Make a toothbrush for yourself.

475
00:28:11,293 --> 00:28:12,043
Forget it then.

476
00:28:16,251 --> 00:28:17,043
Please go out.

477
00:28:17,334 --> 00:28:18,418
You needn't say, I'll go out at once.

478
00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:20,501
Wait for me outside.

479
00:28:21,376 --> 00:28:25,584
Quick, you've been paid, act immediately.

480
00:28:28,918 --> 00:28:30,209
It's only a book,

481
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:31,626
you needn't show such respect.

482
00:28:31,959 --> 00:28:34,126
You know nothing, it's "Secret of Virginity".

483
00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:35,709
It coheres Heavens and Earth.

484
00:28:35,918 --> 00:28:39,876
Besides medicine and Yin Yang,

485
00:28:40,168 --> 00:28:41,459
there is a last episode

486
00:28:41,668 --> 00:28:43,876
teaching how to turn to men and women as wish.

487
00:28:44,209 --> 00:28:47,168
You can easily suck men's and women's energy.

488
00:28:47,376 --> 00:28:51,126
And then you can enjoy longevity.

489
00:28:51,334 --> 00:28:53,043
If it's so terrific,
why don't you practise that?

490
00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:55,001
With my appearance,

491
00:28:55,209 --> 00:28:58,418
others will call me ugly if I become a woman.

492
00:28:58,668 --> 00:29:00,126
You're aware of that? Act at once.

493
00:29:00,376 --> 00:29:01,959
Stop nagging or I'll hit your dick.

494
00:29:04,959 --> 00:29:06,959
It hurts.

495
00:29:31,168 --> 00:29:32,168
Who are you?

496
00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:33,376
I am Mirage Lady.

497
00:29:33,626 --> 00:29:36,293
Welcome here, Mirage Lady,
please wait a while.

498
00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:37,626
Please.

499
00:29:50,251 --> 00:29:51,501
Why I always

500
00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,168
find this pair of eyes attractive?

501
00:29:56,459 --> 00:29:57,834
I have a feeling.

502
00:29:58,084 --> 00:30:01,168
These eyes must be related with me.

503
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:19,209
Taoist, why don't I feel anything?

504
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,876
Soon you will, let me sew this up.

505
00:30:23,709 --> 00:30:24,959
Sorry.

506
00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:25,834
None of my business.

507
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,334
I know.

508
00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:40,626
Taoist, I feel now, there's reaction.

509
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,376
Taoist, shit, it won't stop.

510
00:30:46,626 --> 00:30:48,084
I can't stop it.

511
00:30:49,084 --> 00:30:50,959
Taoist, are you OK?

512
00:30:51,334 --> 00:30:52,834
Wow! So mighty!

513
00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:55,168
You've nearly smashed my teeth off.

514
00:30:55,418 --> 00:30:57,209
Taoist, I am Mirage Lady.

515
00:30:57,959 --> 00:31:00,126
Mirage Lady, I've got your letter,

516
00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:01,834
I know why you come.

517
00:31:02,168 --> 00:31:03,876
Please help me at once, Taoist.

518
00:31:04,126 --> 00:31:05,626
Taoist, is it done?

519
00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:06,834
So troublesome.

520
00:31:07,334 --> 00:31:08,126
Lift him inside.

521
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,459
Yes.

522
00:31:11,001 --> 00:31:13,126
Taoist, how to stop?

523
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,459
Help me stop it at once.

524
00:31:17,126 --> 00:31:19,834
Madam, you want me to change your face.

525
00:31:20,126 --> 00:31:21,668
Is it because you look very ugly?

526
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:24,834
No, I have my reasons.

527
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,418
What are they?

528
00:31:26,668 --> 00:31:28,084
You shouldn't ask me.

529
00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:31,043
I only hope you can change my face.

530
00:31:31,334 --> 00:31:34,209
Then my body will belong to you, Taoist.

531
00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:53,626
Hey, man.

532
00:31:53,876 --> 00:31:56,834
Please announce Iron man has arrived.

533
00:31:57,876 --> 00:31:59,584
I'm not Happy Taoist.

534
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,709
Have you seen anyone getting inside?

535
00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:04,001
I've just seen a woman walking in.

536
00:32:09,334 --> 00:32:13,584
It's done,
I am the only one who can achieve this.

537
00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:15,126
Mirage Lady, from now on,

538
00:32:15,459 --> 00:32:16,168
except for me,

539
00:32:16,459 --> 00:32:18,668
no one on earth knows how you look like.

540
00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:19,876
Thanks, Taoist.

541
00:32:20,168 --> 00:32:22,376
Time to repay me, look.

542
00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:25,418
This chair looks like a scorpion, what for?

543
00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:29,793
It's Pleasure Chair, if a woman sits on it,

544
00:32:30,126 --> 00:32:33,209
she can enjoy at every position,
every posture.

545
00:32:33,501 --> 00:32:35,126
I'm willing to serve you, Taoist.

546
00:32:35,376 --> 00:32:37,376
But I have a little request.

547
00:32:38,418 --> 00:32:39,334
What is it?

548
00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:42,709
I know you have a book entitled
Secret of Virginity.

549
00:32:43,084 --> 00:32:45,543
I hope so much to read it.

550
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:47,001
Why must you read it?

551
00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:50,251
Taoist, let me read it.

552
00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:53,751
I'll give you double happiness, want a try?

553
00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,251
Not that convenient.

554
00:32:55,543 --> 00:32:58,084
Don't you want to try my body?

555
00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:02,084
Let's both go enjoy ourselves.

556
00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:07,084
Take a glance only.

557
00:33:07,334 --> 00:33:08,876
Taoist, don't worry.

558
00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:14,251
I just want to take a glance,
give you back at once.

559
00:33:18,001 --> 00:33:19,168
Shit, storm and lightning,

560
00:33:19,543 --> 00:33:20,834
elves must be raging again.

561
00:34:20,001 --> 00:34:21,126
We're late,

562
00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:23,459
Happy Taoist died of losing his energy.

563
00:34:23,751 --> 00:34:25,001
Who sucked out his Yan energy?

564
00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:26,668
Mirage Lady.

565
00:34:27,084 --> 00:34:28,501
Help!

566
00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:30,043
What's happening to you now?

567
00:34:30,293 --> 00:34:32,459
Help me stop it first.

568
00:34:32,751 --> 00:34:33,459
Stop grumbling.

569
00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:35,043
Help me stop it now.

570
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:37,126
Or it will be too late, quick.

571
00:34:40,459 --> 00:34:43,459
It's swirling and swirling, I'm fainting,
help me.

572
00:34:43,709 --> 00:34:44,626
What is this?

573
00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:46,293
"Secret of Virginity"

574
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,668
Must be left by Mirage Lady.

575
00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:48,626
But half of it is gone.

576
00:34:49,001 --> 00:34:51,876
It's a treasure. Let's hide it up.

577
00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:58,334
Happy Taoist...

578
00:34:58,959 --> 00:35:01,543
That Mirage Lady
had Happy Taoist change her face.

579
00:35:02,126 --> 00:35:03,959
I wonder what she looks like now.

580
00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:06,376
It's even harder to catch her.

581
00:35:06,584 --> 00:35:07,418
Right,

582
00:35:07,668 --> 00:35:10,293
I heard them crying loud on bed.

583
00:35:10,584 --> 00:35:12,709
She's an evil, she knows how to suck energy,

584
00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:14,293
especially men's energy.

585
00:35:15,293 --> 00:35:17,334
She's killed hundreds of men.

586
00:35:17,834 --> 00:35:18,834
And those victims,

587
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,918
all died horribly,
being totally sucked out of their energy.

588
00:35:21,168 --> 00:35:22,751
She needs men's energy

589
00:35:23,043 --> 00:35:24,626
to increase her power.

590
00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:27,126
I got order to arrest her,
no matter where she goes.

591
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,459
I've been after her in 7 cities,
but she manages to escape.

592
00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:30,668
I know she always wants to get

593
00:35:31,043 --> 00:35:32,876
"Secret of Virginity"

594
00:35:33,376 --> 00:35:34,876
so as to learn Sucking Skills.

595
00:35:35,126 --> 00:35:37,251
And when she succeeds in that Skills,

596
00:35:37,584 --> 00:35:40,543
she can turn into men or women as she wishes.

597
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:42,168
Are you serious?

598
00:35:44,168 --> 00:35:45,709
What shall we do then?

599
00:35:45,918 --> 00:35:48,293
I fear she'll become more horrible
when she succeeds in it.

600
00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:51,459
Then there will be more victims.

601
00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:54,043
Hey, did you see

602
00:35:54,293 --> 00:35:55,709
her new face?

603
00:35:55,918 --> 00:35:57,751
No I remember her eyes.

604
00:35:57,959 --> 00:35:59,418
If you have news of Mirage Lady,

605
00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:01,626
inform us at once.

606
00:36:01,876 --> 00:36:04,751
I guess she's raging in the South.

607
00:36:05,668 --> 00:36:07,751
I'll remain in this town for a while.

608
00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:10,751
OK, I'll inform you once I have news.

609
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,376
Call me Iron man.

610
00:36:13,043 --> 00:36:14,501
I've got to go.

611
00:36:18,126 --> 00:36:19,418
That damned cop is cocky.

612
00:36:19,668 --> 00:36:22,084
This is mandom, much better than you!

613
00:36:23,168 --> 00:36:25,626
Mirage Lady must have taken the other half.

614
00:36:25,834 --> 00:36:29,668
Don't sneeze at it, it's really valuable.

615
00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:31,418
It will prove useful in the future.

616
00:36:32,793 --> 00:36:34,293
Are you feeling better?

617
00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:36,126
Yes, let's go.

618
00:36:36,418 --> 00:36:37,501
Want to take advantage of me again?

619
00:36:38,918 --> 00:36:40,751
Why are you walking like this?

620
00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:43,543
I still feel dizzy, don't excite me.

621
00:36:43,793 --> 00:36:46,251
Come to my home and convalesce
before going back to school.

622
00:36:46,501 --> 00:36:47,751
The bride in front is so pretty.

623
00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:49,918
Is she? Let's go and take a look.

624
00:36:59,834 --> 00:37:01,293
Uncle Fok, who's getting married?

625
00:37:01,584 --> 00:37:03,459
Your brother.

626
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:05,668
Stupid Li hasn't paid the rent yet

627
00:37:05,876 --> 00:37:08,709
so your dad forces her daughter
to marry your brother.

628
00:37:09,043 --> 00:37:10,543
Let's go home.

629
00:37:11,168 --> 00:37:12,709
Let's go and see.

630
00:37:17,793 --> 00:37:20,793
What's wrong? The bride hasn't arrived yet?

631
00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:23,251
Old master, she'll arrive soon.

632
00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:27,834
Here comes the bride...

633
00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:32,168
Riches and fortune, bring us babies soon.

634
00:37:41,543 --> 00:37:43,334
The one sitting in the middle is your father?

635
00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:44,376
He's so special.

636
00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:46,334
Old master, the bride has arrived.

637
00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:03,918
This girl is so beautiful!

638
00:38:04,251 --> 00:38:06,043
Right.

639
00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:09,126
I'm nut, that guy gets the best.

640
00:38:26,626 --> 00:38:27,876
Come, you can bow to each other.

641
00:38:28,126 --> 00:38:30,001
Put it down. Step aside.

642
00:38:30,209 --> 00:38:30,959
Dad.

643
00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,043
Dad, I am back.

644
00:38:33,293 --> 00:38:34,251
You come home finally?

645
00:38:34,501 --> 00:38:35,959
This is my colleague, Fatau.

646
00:38:36,418 --> 00:38:37,668
How are you, uncle...

647
00:38:38,209 --> 00:38:39,418
Kid!

648
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:42,459
You don't look honest.

649
00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:46,043
Old master,
it's bad if the lucky hour is past.

650
00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:47,334
You're correct.

651
00:38:47,709 --> 00:38:48,834
Come, perform ceremony.

652
00:38:49,084 --> 00:38:51,209
Bowl..

653
00:38:52,501 --> 00:38:54,584
Old master, not you.

654
00:38:55,793 --> 00:38:58,043
It's young master.

655
00:39:01,376 --> 00:39:03,168
Bastard, you run in luck.

656
00:40:02,459 --> 00:40:03,376
Bastard.

657
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:04,918
Saimun's family offspring

658
00:40:05,209 --> 00:40:07,918
relies on you now.

659
00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:10,376
Go enjoy first night.

660
00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,209
Dad, I don't know how to.

661
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:13,959
Bastard, you know nothing!

662
00:40:14,251 --> 00:40:15,418
Must I teach you how to?

663
00:40:15,668 --> 00:40:16,959
Good...

664
00:40:17,376 --> 00:40:20,126
I do want to, but...

665
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:22,126
Go inside at once.

666
00:40:22,543 --> 00:40:23,168
Old master!

667
00:40:23,418 --> 00:40:25,584
Go and sleep at once, why stand here, move!

668
00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:27,001
Yes,

669
00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,668
Old master, it's time to sleep...

670
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:43,543
Why are you back? Want to peep?

671
00:40:43,793 --> 00:40:45,418
I dare not... Beat it!

672
00:40:54,793 --> 00:40:56,709
Take off her clothes!

673
00:40:57,001 --> 00:40:58,584
Squeeze her breasts.

674
00:40:58,959 --> 00:41:01,834
Squeeze her...

675
00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:03,918
You're useless.

676
00:41:04,126 --> 00:41:04,834
Open the door.

677
00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:07,293
Open the door,

678
00:41:08,043 --> 00:41:09,126
Dad, what's it?

679
00:41:09,626 --> 00:41:11,084
You've worked so long,

680
00:41:11,334 --> 00:41:12,293
but what have you been doing?

681
00:41:12,584 --> 00:41:13,126
Take off her clothes,

682
00:41:13,418 --> 00:41:15,001
kiss her, squeeze her breasts.

683
00:41:15,251 --> 00:41:16,834
Then make love, you idiot.

684
00:41:17,043 --> 00:41:17,584
Making love? What making love?

685
00:41:17,793 --> 00:41:18,751
You idiot!

686
00:41:19,084 --> 00:41:20,126
Put your pissing thing

687
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,959
into her pissing thing.

688
00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:28,584
Tsui, do it slowly with Lung.

689
00:41:28,793 --> 00:41:30,168
Go.

690
00:41:30,834 --> 00:41:33,459
Take it out, Put it in.

691
00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:38,209
<i>No!</i>

692
00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:39,876
You needn't give me face

693
00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:43,168
screw her...screw her...

694
00:41:44,084 --> 00:41:45,668
It's bad...

695
00:41:47,043 --> 00:41:49,418
Go away. Come on.

696
00:41:49,751 --> 00:41:51,751
Is my son really so stupid?

697
00:41:55,126 --> 00:41:57,293
Do you know what you're doing?

698
00:41:57,626 --> 00:41:58,834
I am making love now.

699
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,084
Making love?

700
00:42:00,376 --> 00:42:02,043
Why are you holding a urine pot?

701
00:42:02,418 --> 00:42:03,668
You asked me to put my pissing thing

702
00:42:04,084 --> 00:42:05,543
into her pissing thing.

703
00:42:05,834 --> 00:42:07,043
Idiot!

704
00:42:10,834 --> 00:42:12,584
You don't know how to use your dick.

705
00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:19,626
Tsui.

706
00:42:20,918 --> 00:42:22,293
Are you OK?

707
00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:26,418
Let me pamper you if Lung doesn't know how to.

708
00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:41,459
No, Old master.

709
00:42:41,709 --> 00:42:44,168
Let me...let me...

710
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,876
Tsui, you should belong to me.

711
00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:56,584
Old master, others will definitely
start gossips about me.

712
00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:58,126
Gossip is horrible,

713
00:43:58,334 --> 00:44:00,543
why don't you...let me die.

714
00:44:00,793 --> 00:44:04,709
Bullshit, who dare to start gossips?

715
00:44:05,126 --> 00:44:07,168
I'll kill his whole family.

716
00:44:08,126 --> 00:44:12,751
You act like his wife at day time,

717
00:44:13,209 --> 00:44:17,876
and at night, we'll become a real couple.

718
00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:31,584
Why doesn't Old master come out?

719
00:44:33,251 --> 00:44:37,251
Right, he keeps staying in his room.

720
00:44:37,543 --> 00:44:38,918
He just ignores us.

721
00:44:39,334 --> 00:44:40,751
Is he ill or something?

722
00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:45,918
No, he has a real good appetite.

723
00:44:46,126 --> 00:44:48,751
Right,
he hasn't made love with us for 10 days.

724
00:44:49,084 --> 00:44:50,418
I just can't believe him.

725
00:44:51,043 --> 00:44:52,959
There must be something wrong.

726
00:44:54,584 --> 00:44:57,626
Old master is sleeping in Chuen Yuen Room.

727
00:45:01,459 --> 00:45:04,918
His dead wife's room. Not me again.

728
00:45:05,793 --> 00:45:07,834
I'll see what are you doing.

729
00:47:23,626 --> 00:47:26,459
Old master, don't stop.

730
00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:41,376
No way!

731
00:47:42,126 --> 00:47:45,251
It's true, I saw it myself.

732
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:46,793
We mustn't let it spread out.

733
00:47:47,001 --> 00:47:49,709
Master is stubborn, no one can convince him.

734
00:47:49,918 --> 00:47:52,793
We'd better keep it a secret
and wait for a chance.

735
00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:57,543
What a pity!

736
00:50:03,043 --> 00:50:05,084
What? Useless!

737
00:50:05,376 --> 00:50:06,293
Old master,

738
00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:09,751
must we report to officer of this case?

739
00:50:09,959 --> 00:50:12,626
What's the use? I'm officer here.

740
00:50:13,126 --> 00:50:15,959
Dad, Yi's death is suspicious.

741
00:50:16,168 --> 00:50:18,376
Old master, I remember last night,

742
00:50:18,626 --> 00:50:20,668
I saw Yi taking a packet

743
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:22,959
and leaving with 2 men.

744
00:50:23,168 --> 00:50:26,459
They all left here in a mysterious way.

745
00:50:26,959 --> 00:50:28,459
Is that true?

746
00:50:28,709 --> 00:50:31,334
<i>Laity, see it Yi's jewels are still here.</i>

747
00:50:31,584 --> 00:50:32,626
You're smart.

748
00:50:32,834 --> 00:50:34,751
Old master, nothing is left.

749
00:50:35,209 --> 00:50:37,168
It's so simple a case.

750
00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:39,334
She seduced men,

751
00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:41,293
and eluded with them.

752
00:50:41,543 --> 00:50:44,876
But those guys
just want her money and killed her.

753
00:50:45,126 --> 00:50:48,334
But Yi died nude and bled on her face.

754
00:50:48,834 --> 00:50:50,793
Those 2 guys
must have had a row about the share.

755
00:50:51,043 --> 00:50:54,001
They then ask others to rape her.

756
00:50:54,334 --> 00:50:55,501
One by one.

757
00:50:56,293 --> 00:51:00,751
Look, every hole of hers bled.

758
00:51:01,084 --> 00:51:03,793
She must have been raped by more than 20 men.

759
00:51:04,043 --> 00:51:05,793
Old master, what shall we do now?

760
00:51:06,084 --> 00:51:07,584
We mustn't let others learn this.

761
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:10,584
<i>Laity, bury her just anywhere.</i>

762
00:51:10,793 --> 00:51:11,251
Got it.

763
00:51:11,543 --> 00:51:14,084
Dad, I don't think this is that simple.

764
00:51:14,543 --> 00:51:16,084
I must check

765
00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:18,876
who's so daring as to seduce my wife.

766
00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:20,334
You stay out of this.

767
00:51:20,876 --> 00:51:22,834
Tsui, be careful.

768
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:25,918
What if we go back to our room?

769
00:51:37,084 --> 00:51:38,376
Really?

770
00:51:38,626 --> 00:51:40,543
No wonder dad always stands by her side.

771
00:51:40,793 --> 00:51:41,334
What is it?...

772
00:51:41,543 --> 00:51:42,584
None of your business.

773
00:51:42,918 --> 00:51:44,584
Let's do an autopsy on Yi's body.
Sure.

774
00:51:52,751 --> 00:51:54,834
She dies just like the way mentioned in
"Secret of Virginity".

775
00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:55,543
It stinks.

776
00:51:55,959 --> 00:51:57,043
Energy Sucking Skill?

777
00:51:57,459 --> 00:52:00,293
At the point of ejaculating,

778
00:52:00,543 --> 00:52:02,334
men can suck women's energy.

779
00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:06,001
They can then increase their power.

780
00:52:06,376 --> 00:52:08,709
Sucking women's energy?

781
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:11,584
But she seems to have been raped all over.

782
00:52:12,209 --> 00:52:13,751
All her energy got sucked out,

783
00:52:14,043 --> 00:52:16,376
nothing left inside.

784
00:52:18,043 --> 00:52:19,876
Let's cut up her abdomen.

785
00:52:20,126 --> 00:52:21,501
You do it.

786
00:52:28,793 --> 00:52:30,376
Don't blame on me.

787
00:52:33,084 --> 00:52:34,418
Nothing inside!

788
00:52:34,668 --> 00:52:35,959
Not even the stomach,

789
00:52:36,334 --> 00:52:38,001
kidney, or even the womb.

790
00:52:38,376 --> 00:52:39,584
Was it done by Mirage Lady?

791
00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,626
Sure, only Mirage Lady knows Sucking Skills.

792
00:52:42,959 --> 00:52:44,084
What shall we do now?

793
00:52:44,584 --> 00:52:46,209
I've no idea.

794
00:52:46,418 --> 00:52:48,293
Futau, go and look for Officer Iron man.

795
00:52:48,626 --> 00:52:49,293
Iron man?

796
00:52:49,543 --> 00:52:51,126
Only he can deal with Mirage Lady.

797
00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,543
I suspect Mirage Lady has mixed in our house.

798
00:52:54,043 --> 00:52:54,959
Don't you think so?

799
00:52:55,293 --> 00:52:56,626
I suspect about Tsui.

800
00:52:56,876 --> 00:52:58,793
Don't let her know we've been here.

801
00:52:59,084 --> 00:52:59,584
Sure.

802
00:52:59,793 --> 00:53:00,959
Go.

803
00:53:01,293 --> 00:53:03,501
You beat me when I help you?

804
00:53:04,459 --> 00:53:05,418
Let's go.

805
00:53:07,668 --> 00:53:09,876
The door is closed, make it softly.

806
00:53:10,793 --> 00:53:12,001
Mind you,

807
00:53:12,334 --> 00:53:13,751
don't let her know we went there.

808
00:53:13,959 --> 00:53:14,709
Remember.

809
00:53:15,043 --> 00:53:16,584
Where've you been?

810
00:53:16,876 --> 00:53:18,501
We caught mice in the kitchen.

811
00:53:18,709 --> 00:53:21,959
Did you? Mice in kitchen?

812
00:53:22,251 --> 00:53:23,543
Did you chase them up to the street?

813
00:53:23,793 --> 00:53:25,251
No, we've caught every of them.

814
00:53:25,543 --> 00:53:26,709
We must sleep, good night.

815
00:53:26,918 --> 00:53:28,043
Good night.

816
00:53:44,209 --> 00:53:45,293
Higher.

817
00:53:45,584 --> 00:53:47,584
Give me, let me play it.

818
00:53:50,626 --> 00:53:51,376
Higher.

819
00:53:51,668 --> 00:53:52,626
Strange,

820
00:53:52,959 --> 00:53:55,501
Tsui looks an innocent girl,

821
00:53:55,876 --> 00:53:58,001
how come she incests with father?

822
00:53:58,293 --> 00:54:01,334
Why did Yi die? Is it related with her?

823
00:54:09,418 --> 00:54:11,209
Honey!

824
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:17,793
Brother, how come he fell down?

825
00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:19,334
No idea,

826
00:54:19,584 --> 00:54:22,418
he just fell down the precipice.

827
00:54:23,918 --> 00:54:25,668
Honey!

828
00:54:38,918 --> 00:54:40,584
It's bad luck to our family.

829
00:54:40,834 --> 00:54:42,876
I've only got this son,

830
00:54:43,251 --> 00:54:44,876
and he died.

831
00:54:45,168 --> 00:54:49,043
Lung, don't worry, I'll take care of Tsui.

832
00:54:49,376 --> 00:54:51,418
In order to have offspring

833
00:54:51,709 --> 00:54:53,418
and to compensate Tsui,

834
00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:55,001
I now announce

835
00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:58,126
Tsui will be my 4th concubine.

836
00:54:58,376 --> 00:55:00,543
Getting sister-in-law as wife?

837
00:55:00,793 --> 00:55:01,501
This is incest.

838
00:55:01,793 --> 00:55:02,918
Men made this up.

839
00:55:03,168 --> 00:55:05,376
In this town, my words are the laws.

840
00:55:05,709 --> 00:55:07,626
Brother has just died and you marry his wife?

841
00:55:07,918 --> 00:55:09,168
Brother can't rest in peace.

842
00:55:10,834 --> 00:55:14,251
Look, he's resting in peace for sure.

843
00:55:16,459 --> 00:55:17,376
Why must you scare me,

844
00:55:17,626 --> 00:55:20,376
bastard?

845
00:55:20,668 --> 00:55:21,334
If you really do this,

846
00:55:21,584 --> 00:55:22,543
I'll leave here forever.

847
00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:24,543
What? Shut up!

848
00:55:24,876 --> 00:55:25,709
No more bullshit.

849
00:55:26,084 --> 00:55:27,918
I won't give you face if you say on.

850
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:30,376
Office Iron man?

851
00:55:33,084 --> 00:55:34,168
Who are you?

852
00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:36,084
Officer Iron man, from Security Force.

853
00:55:36,543 --> 00:55:37,751
Why are you here?

854
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,668
I got order to arrest Mirage Lady.

855
00:55:40,876 --> 00:55:43,043
I suspect she has arrived this town.

856
00:55:43,334 --> 00:55:45,626
Mirage Lady? Who is she?

857
00:55:46,084 --> 00:55:48,418
She's got the book "Secret of Virginity".

858
00:55:48,668 --> 00:55:50,543
She is skilled at Energy Sucking.

859
00:55:51,126 --> 00:55:53,959
She sucks women's energy
to increase her power.

860
00:55:54,209 --> 00:55:56,376
There're many victims already.

861
00:55:56,709 --> 00:55:58,876
She'll keep on raging nearby.

862
00:55:59,126 --> 00:56:02,543
I suspect Yi was killed by Mirage Lady.

863
00:56:02,793 --> 00:56:04,709
Then go and arrest her.

864
00:56:04,959 --> 00:56:08,126
I suspect a new member of your family

865
00:56:08,459 --> 00:56:09,918
is Mirage Lady.

866
00:56:10,126 --> 00:56:11,418
What did you say?

867
00:56:11,876 --> 00:56:12,918
Say.

868
00:56:13,168 --> 00:56:14,709
Who do you mean?

869
00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:17,459
Who? Who is it?

870
00:56:17,709 --> 00:56:18,834
It's her.

871
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,751
Bullshit! Tsui is so weak.

872
00:56:22,084 --> 00:56:23,084
How can she kill?

873
00:56:23,376 --> 00:56:25,001
All poisonous snakes are beautiful,

874
00:56:25,293 --> 00:56:26,418
and attractive.

875
00:56:26,793 --> 00:56:28,251
You know it's fatal

876
00:56:28,501 --> 00:56:30,043
only you get bitten by it

877
00:56:30,334 --> 00:56:31,418
but that's too late.

878
00:56:31,918 --> 00:56:33,376
I don't know what you're talking about.

879
00:56:33,584 --> 00:56:36,334
Tsui is my wife, if you touch her,

880
00:56:36,709 --> 00:56:37,584
I'll kill you instantly, got it?

881
00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:39,001
You're so stubborn.

882
00:56:39,293 --> 00:56:41,793
In this town, I'm the most influential man.

883
00:56:42,126 --> 00:56:44,084
You can never run away from me.

884
00:56:44,376 --> 00:56:45,293
Want a try?

885
00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,251
I don't come to fight with you today.

886
00:56:47,543 --> 00:56:50,501
If I have enough evidence, I'll come again.

887
00:56:51,876 --> 00:56:53,459
You'd better be careful.

888
00:56:54,084 --> 00:56:56,418
Saimun, come with me.

889
00:56:56,626 --> 00:56:58,168
Officer Iron man, I'll go with you.

890
00:56:58,459 --> 00:57:00,793
Why must you disobey me?

891
00:57:01,001 --> 00:57:03,001
If you go with him, don't come home again.

892
00:57:03,293 --> 00:57:04,543
Did I scare you?

893
00:57:04,751 --> 00:57:07,543
Tsui, don't worry.
No need to fear anyone when I am here.

894
00:57:58,501 --> 00:58:00,876
Tsui is a poor girl
who is forced to marry your dad.

895
00:58:01,126 --> 00:58:02,543
Since everybody finds her suspicious,

896
00:58:02,834 --> 00:58:04,209
let's go question her parents.

897
00:58:04,543 --> 00:58:06,001
Perhaps we can find some clues.

898
00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:10,334
How come no human are around?

899
00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,751
Go get some medicine here.

900
00:58:42,668 --> 00:58:44,126
Tsui?

901
00:58:53,584 --> 00:58:54,626
Watch out!

902
00:58:58,459 --> 00:59:00,084
Dead bodies.

903
00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:08,459
Three dried bodies, they died months ago.

904
00:59:08,959 --> 00:59:09,876
You mean Tsui...

905
00:59:10,168 --> 00:59:11,668
The real Tsui and her parents...

906
00:59:12,376 --> 00:59:14,251
are already dead.

907
00:59:14,584 --> 00:59:15,876
The Tsui at your home,

908
00:59:16,293 --> 00:59:17,626
is indeed Mirage Lady.

909
00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:19,126
She takes shelter at your place
to escape from me.

910
00:59:19,501 --> 00:59:20,751
She keeps practising Virginity Skills.

911
00:59:21,001 --> 00:59:22,126
Then dad is in great danger?

912
00:59:22,418 --> 00:59:23,168
Let's go home at once.

913
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,001
What is it?

914
00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:28,043
Many people are hiding outside.

915
00:59:50,293 --> 00:59:51,501
Dad!

916
00:59:54,334 --> 00:59:56,126
Officer Iron man, how are you?

917
00:59:58,876 --> 01:00:00,501
Shit, you stand by the outsiders?

918
01:00:00,918 --> 01:00:03,501
Dad, are you crazy?
It's fatal to kill officer.

919
01:00:03,751 --> 01:00:06,376
Get away, no one knows if I kill them all.

920
01:00:07,918 --> 01:00:10,459
I won't go away, dare you kill me too.

921
01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,168
Officer Iron man, let's go.

922
01:00:13,418 --> 01:00:14,418
Old master, chase them.

923
01:00:14,668 --> 01:00:15,626
No need.

924
01:00:16,126 --> 01:00:18,251
He got poisoned in that arrow.

925
01:00:18,543 --> 01:00:20,709
If any woman makes love with him
within an hour,

926
01:00:21,043 --> 01:00:23,376
his dick will explode and he'll die.

927
01:00:24,376 --> 01:00:25,001
Old master

928
01:00:25,251 --> 01:00:27,793
Miss is with him, do you fear?

929
01:00:28,251 --> 01:00:29,668
Of course not!

930
01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:32,168
My daughter has Chastity Amour on.

931
01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:36,168
He can only see but not touch her.

932
01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:41,334
OK, let's go home.

933
01:00:46,459 --> 01:00:49,084
There's a temple, let's go in.

934
01:00:58,751 --> 01:00:59,834
How do you feel?

935
01:01:00,168 --> 01:01:02,043
It seems like I'm cracking all over.

936
01:01:02,418 --> 01:01:04,084
I must have been poisoned by the arrow.

937
01:01:05,793 --> 01:01:06,793
Poisoned arrow?

938
01:01:07,126 --> 01:01:08,668
Dad never uses poisoned arrow.

939
01:01:09,084 --> 01:01:10,918
Mirage Lady must have taught him.

940
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,043
Mirage Lady?

941
01:01:12,293 --> 01:01:15,168
That "Secret of Virginity"
may list the way to neutralize poison.

942
01:01:16,126 --> 01:01:19,001
Very hot! Very hot!

943
01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:23,876
Here it is.

944
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:26,459
Flame Arrow is the most
horrible poisoned arrow,

945
01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:29,043
the victim's penis will erect to the full,

946
01:01:29,626 --> 01:01:31,251
and if within an hour,

947
01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:33,959
he screws no women to neutralize the poison,

948
01:01:34,293 --> 01:01:37,751
he'll crack over and his penis will explode.

949
01:01:40,793 --> 01:01:42,293
What a cruel woman!

950
01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:46,668
OK...I'll take you to the brothel.

951
01:01:47,543 --> 01:01:48,876
It's too late.

952
01:01:49,084 --> 01:01:51,168
Saimun, just leave me alone.

953
01:01:51,543 --> 01:01:54,126
It is just my destiny.

954
01:01:55,543 --> 01:01:57,626
Very painful.

955
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:06,418
I'm a girl indeed.

956
01:02:07,126 --> 01:02:08,751
As I asked you out,

957
01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,834
I mustn't let you die.

958
01:02:12,668 --> 01:02:13,793
Don't...!

959
01:02:14,001 --> 01:02:14,543
Little bro...

960
01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:16,584
No...Ma'am, don't!

961
01:02:16,793 --> 01:02:20,209
But no one can open my amour

962
01:02:20,459 --> 01:02:22,918
No...Ma'am, don't!

963
01:02:23,251 --> 01:02:25,293
I need to borrow your sword.

964
01:02:26,793 --> 01:02:28,793
You can't do this, don't sacrifice!

965
01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:30,793
Don't!

966
01:04:25,084 --> 01:04:26,668
Tsui...

967
01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:34,043
Tsvi, Tsui, I'm back.

968
01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:35,834
Honey, you're back?

969
01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:39,126
I've killed all the officers.

970
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:40,834
Honey, you're mighty-

971
01:04:41,168 --> 01:04:43,168
Come, let's celebrate.

972
01:04:43,376 --> 01:04:44,584
Sure.

973
01:04:50,168 --> 01:04:53,126
What wine is this? It's tasty.

974
01:04:53,418 --> 01:04:56,251
It's a wine from Persia.

975
01:04:56,459 --> 01:05:00,501
It helps your sex performance.

976
01:05:00,834 --> 01:05:03,918
Then drink more.

977
01:05:11,626 --> 01:05:13,376
Marvellous!

978
01:05:27,251 --> 01:05:30,459
Really very strong now.

979
01:05:33,209 --> 01:05:35,751
Tsvi, let's make love.

980
01:05:42,793 --> 01:05:44,334
Come and catch me.

981
01:05:46,084 --> 01:05:47,459
Sure.

982
01:05:57,918 --> 01:05:59,584
Don't fool on, come here.

983
01:05:59,918 --> 01:06:01,209
If you fail, let's forget making love.

984
01:06:01,418 --> 01:06:05,209
Look, it's hard as a sword now,
it's inconvenient.

985
01:06:05,584 --> 01:06:07,209
It's your business.

986
01:06:08,043 --> 01:06:11,834
My dick is hardened, come I'll lose temper.

987
01:06:12,126 --> 01:06:13,459
What if you lose temple?

988
01:06:15,376 --> 01:06:16,501
This is indeed sex potion,

989
01:06:16,751 --> 01:06:19,418
it'll make you erect for 7 days.

990
01:06:19,668 --> 01:06:22,084
You must keep making love with women.

991
01:06:22,334 --> 01:06:23,918
And in 7 days, you'll ejaculate blood and die.

992
01:06:24,126 --> 01:06:27,001
If no women let you screw

993
01:06:27,334 --> 01:06:29,084
your dick will blow up.

994
01:06:29,334 --> 01:06:31,543
Blow up? That means it'll be broken up.

995
01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:34,334
This is a pay for your being horny.

996
01:06:46,251 --> 01:06:48,418
Don't panic, I am here.

997
01:06:56,376 --> 01:06:57,834
Dead.

998
01:07:06,126 --> 01:07:07,834
Very painful.

999
01:07:09,001 --> 01:07:11,918
I want women, I want women!

1000
01:07:12,293 --> 01:07:14,501
I suffer so much.

1001
01:07:16,626 --> 01:07:18,418
It hurts bad...

1002
01:07:19,543 --> 01:07:21,501
It hurts...

1003
01:07:55,293 --> 01:07:56,501
So you're here.

1004
01:07:56,709 --> 01:08:00,501
Hey, why did you leave me behind?

1005
01:08:06,043 --> 01:08:08,418
Oh, no...

1006
01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,459
The amour is destroyed, nothing left now.

1007
01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:11,959
We didn't do anything.

1008
01:08:13,876 --> 01:08:17,043
Brother, Yiau is already my wife,

1009
01:08:17,293 --> 01:08:21,209
she tried hard to save me, I won't wrong her.

1010
01:08:21,584 --> 01:08:23,418
That was swift.

1011
01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:25,918
You're so fast, mighty.

1012
01:08:27,376 --> 01:08:28,668
Don't get angry-

1013
01:08:29,334 --> 01:08:31,209
I've read the "Secret of Virginity".

1014
01:08:31,418 --> 01:08:34,043
I know the Sucking Skills of Mirage Lady.

1015
01:08:34,251 --> 01:08:35,876
On stormy and lightning night,

1016
01:08:36,168 --> 01:08:37,709
she will be flirting.

1017
01:08:37,959 --> 01:08:41,459
She'll become man-mixed-woman
and goes sucking,

1018
01:08:41,834 --> 01:08:43,751
and at the most critical moment,

1019
01:08:44,209 --> 01:08:46,209
it's her weakest time.

1020
01:08:46,584 --> 01:08:48,168
I need to screw up with you.

1021
01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:52,084
We must go back to Saimun's Mansion

1022
01:08:52,334 --> 01:08:53,418
to deal with Mirage Lady.

1023
01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:55,793
Really, I don't believe what you say.

1024
01:08:56,043 --> 01:08:58,043
Will you help me if I need your help?

1025
01:08:59,043 --> 01:09:00,418
Sure.

1026
01:09:00,668 --> 01:09:01,834
Bulky man.

1027
01:09:02,168 --> 01:09:04,084
You need my help too?

1028
01:09:06,918 --> 01:09:10,793
Be careful when you're back.

1029
01:09:27,251 --> 01:09:30,376
Madam, Madam.

1030
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:31,918
What is it?

1031
01:09:32,293 --> 01:09:35,751
Madam, Miss and Master Fatau are back.

1032
01:09:35,959 --> 01:09:37,084
Really?

1033
01:09:39,251 --> 01:09:40,168
My father...

1034
01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:41,501
Your father died 3 days ago

1035
01:09:41,751 --> 01:09:44,418
out of acute illness.

1036
01:09:45,251 --> 01:09:46,793
Where are the other guys?

1037
01:09:47,043 --> 01:09:48,459
They've all gone away.

1038
01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:50,001
I am the only one left.

1039
01:09:50,251 --> 01:09:51,959
As no one can decide on me,

1040
01:09:52,834 --> 01:09:54,668
Fatau and I will be staying here
for a few days.

1041
01:09:54,918 --> 01:09:57,043
He'll handle all the things.

1042
01:09:57,376 --> 01:09:59,001
Thanks, Fatau.

1043
01:10:03,084 --> 01:10:07,626
We're the only people left in Saimun family.

1044
01:10:57,126 --> 01:10:58,918
Don't come near.

1045
01:10:59,126 --> 01:11:02,501
My neck is stiffed, I want to exercise it.

1046
01:11:02,834 --> 01:11:04,793
Look outside then, why stare at me?

1047
01:11:05,001 --> 01:11:06,043
No one is outside?

1048
01:11:06,334 --> 01:11:08,168
Must you take a long bath like this?

1049
01:11:08,376 --> 01:11:10,293
I'm sure something gonna happen tonight.

1050
01:11:10,543 --> 01:11:11,793
The lightning never stops.

1051
01:11:12,043 --> 01:11:14,001
Every time there's lightning,
something happens.

1052
01:11:14,251 --> 01:11:15,918
I don't believe what Iron man says.

1053
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:18,584
I'll do whatever it is to revenge for father.

1054
01:11:18,959 --> 01:11:20,418
Don't make me feel miserable.

1055
01:11:20,751 --> 01:11:21,918
You bring me natural call.

1056
01:11:22,376 --> 01:11:25,043
Go out then,
I can only get out if you're outside.

1057
01:11:25,584 --> 01:11:26,668
OK.

1058
01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:51,876
Fatau.

1059
01:11:56,709 --> 01:12:00,418
You take a knife to pee? No one will rape you.

1060
01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:06,293
No, I fear dog bite,
I got bitten by dog when I was young.

1061
01:12:06,709 --> 01:12:11,293
You stay awake? You fear me?

1062
01:12:11,709 --> 01:12:13,084
No, how come?

1063
01:12:13,376 --> 01:12:15,793
Why don't you sleep then?

1064
01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:21,293
It's thunderstorm, I fear a lot.

1065
01:12:21,543 --> 01:12:23,334
You fear?

1066
01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:26,501
Go and cover yourself with a quilt,
and you'll fear nothing.

1067
01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:29,543
I'm even afraid to go back to my room.

1068
01:12:29,834 --> 01:12:32,126
Old master died in my room.

1069
01:12:32,376 --> 01:12:34,376
He died horribly.

1070
01:12:34,668 --> 01:12:38,751
His eyes and tongue stuck out, I am scared.

1071
01:12:39,043 --> 01:12:40,043
I'll get rest now.

1072
01:12:41,751 --> 01:12:43,751
It's really horrible.

1073
01:12:44,293 --> 01:12:46,626
Accompany me to my room
and wait till 1 fall asleep.

1074
01:12:47,084 --> 01:12:47,959
Sitting by your bed?

1075
01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:49,626
Right.

1076
01:12:50,376 --> 01:12:51,876
Don't you fear me?

1077
01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:56,001
No, you're an honest guy, I never fear you.

1078
01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:58,793
You're very correct there.

1079
01:13:02,418 --> 01:13:03,918
She's so beautiful.

1080
01:13:04,168 --> 01:13:07,876
You said he's a man, I never believe it.

1081
01:13:08,626 --> 01:13:10,668
You've promised?

1082
01:13:12,459 --> 01:13:14,918
A man should protect women,

1083
01:13:15,376 --> 01:13:17,334
I'll do as you say.

1084
01:13:33,751 --> 01:13:36,626
Tsui, what happens? Why crying?

1085
01:13:38,293 --> 01:13:41,293
I fear you look down on me.

1086
01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:43,501
How come I will?

1087
01:13:43,751 --> 01:13:44,918
You will.

1088
01:13:45,168 --> 01:13:47,043
As I married two men

1089
01:13:47,293 --> 01:13:49,626
and they died accidentally.

1090
01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:54,209
They'll say I am a man-killer.

1091
01:13:56,584 --> 01:13:58,626
In fact, I was forced in both marriages.

1092
01:13:59,126 --> 01:14:00,918
Once I find a man who really loves me,

1093
01:14:01,334 --> 01:14:02,126
even for just one night,

1094
01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:04,043
I'll die for him.

1095
01:14:06,834 --> 01:14:09,209
Don't say such unlucky things.

1096
01:14:09,876 --> 01:14:11,293
Fatau,

1097
01:14:11,501 --> 01:14:15,459
if I say you're my beloved man,

1098
01:14:16,001 --> 01:14:18,251
will you find me dirty?

1099
01:14:19,418 --> 01:14:22,501
No, how come I will?

1100
01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:24,668
Will you love me for one night?

1101
01:14:25,001 --> 01:14:26,834
Helping others is my hobby.

1102
01:14:27,043 --> 01:14:29,793
I'm totally willing to
accompany you one night.

1103
01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:45,959
I used to be framed by others,

1104
01:14:46,251 --> 01:14:49,001
so I must give you good stuff tonight.
It's sort of apology.

1105
01:14:51,209 --> 01:14:52,959
Fatau, I feel cold!

1106
01:14:53,168 --> 01:14:54,543
Cover yourself with the blanket!

1107
01:14:58,084 --> 01:14:59,709
Harder!

1108
01:15:16,668 --> 01:15:18,626
Harder still!

1109
01:15:26,543 --> 01:15:29,334
Why so strong suddenly?

1110
01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:33,251
Why is there something inside pushing me out?

1111
01:15:33,543 --> 01:15:35,709
This position is not feasible.

1112
01:15:36,084 --> 01:15:37,459
Don't probe me.

1113
01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:41,709
Help...

1114
01:15:42,043 --> 01:15:43,793
Let go of me, quick.

1115
01:15:44,001 --> 01:15:48,876
Help...

1116
01:15:49,168 --> 01:15:51,501
Little bro, emit smoke!

1117
01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:58,418
Help, let go of me...

1118
01:16:05,209 --> 01:16:06,918
Help!

1119
01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:12,876
Evil, condemn death.

1120
01:16:21,001 --> 01:16:22,001
How are you? Tell me.

1121
01:16:22,209 --> 01:16:23,001
I'm fine.

1122
01:16:23,209 --> 01:16:23,918
How come?

1123
01:16:24,209 --> 01:16:25,293
I've expected all this.

1124
01:16:25,584 --> 01:16:26,834
She's sucked all female energy,

1125
01:16:27,126 --> 01:16:28,584
and now she's sucking your male energy.

1126
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,626
You take me as bait?

1127
01:16:30,876 --> 01:16:33,209
Just because you're horny, and get seduced.

1128
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:34,668
You'd better take a shelter,

1129
01:16:35,001 --> 01:16:36,376
let me deal with her.

1130
01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,126
Where are you going?

1131
01:16:39,418 --> 01:16:40,793
What about me?

1132
01:17:26,793 --> 01:17:28,793
Iron man, have you killed her?

1133
01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:29,793
She's escaped.

1134
01:17:30,001 --> 01:17:30,709
What shall we do?

1135
01:17:30,959 --> 01:17:32,709
Go out and watch Yiau. Also...

1136
01:17:39,959 --> 01:17:41,126
You can't catch me so easily?

1137
01:17:41,376 --> 01:17:43,209
Iron man, you may rest in peace.

1138
01:18:10,376 --> 01:18:12,251
Nut, you get happy when raping other's wife.

1139
01:18:12,584 --> 01:18:15,334
I'm going to rape your darling,

1140
01:18:15,626 --> 01:18:19,001
then I will come back to rape you.

1141
01:18:36,418 --> 01:18:40,668
Your dad drink this, his dick will blow up.

1142
01:18:40,959 --> 01:18:42,501
Your turn to drink now.

1143
01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:46,251
If you drink it, you'll feel like king.

1144
01:18:46,543 --> 01:18:48,584
And I'll make love with you.

1145
01:18:48,793 --> 01:18:51,251
We'll both enjoy our utmost.

1146
01:18:51,459 --> 01:18:53,543
When you reach your climax,

1147
01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:55,709
I'll suck all your energy.

1148
01:18:55,959 --> 01:18:58,918
You'll die during your climax.

1149
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,418
Do you feel like a king?

1150
01:19:17,793 --> 01:19:20,334
You feel hot at the face,
you're getting wet down there.

1151
01:20:03,626 --> 01:20:04,918
How do you feel?

1152
01:20:05,209 --> 01:20:06,626
I've succeeded in practising
Secret of Virginity.

1153
01:20:06,959 --> 01:20:08,668
I'll become man-mixed-woman.

1154
01:20:08,918 --> 01:20:13,126
I'm the prettiest woman in the world,
and the strongest man too.

1155
01:20:13,501 --> 01:20:14,543
My dick

1156
01:20:14,918 --> 01:20:19,251
will make you die in climax.

1157
01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,001
Kiss my busts.

1158
01:20:42,793 --> 01:20:45,584
Kiss me...

1159
01:20:51,251 --> 01:20:54,293
Kiss lower...

1160
01:21:09,126 --> 01:21:11,668
No, don'!

1161
01:21:28,543 --> 01:21:30,376
Since the creation of the earth,

1162
01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:31,793
penis gives birth to everything.

1163
01:21:32,126 --> 01:21:34,793
It also brings much joy to human.

1164
01:21:35,126 --> 01:21:36,209
You want a climax?

1165
01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:39,918
You'd better pamper it, kiss it.

1166
01:21:41,543 --> 01:21:43,459
All women are alike.

1167
01:21:43,793 --> 01:21:45,543
At the beginning, they say no, no...

1168
01:21:45,834 --> 01:21:48,751
and then they'll only shout for joy...

1169
01:21:54,293 --> 01:21:55,584
...very comfortable!

1170
01:21:55,834 --> 01:21:57,209
Very HAPPY-

1171
01:21:57,543 --> 01:21:59,043
So for sexual intercourse

1172
01:21:59,376 --> 01:22:01,293
it really brings much joy to both
men and women.

1173
01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:04,251
In secret of Virginity,

1174
01:22:04,584 --> 01:22:05,668
it mentions Energy Sucking,

1175
01:22:06,043 --> 01:22:07,209
the success and failure,

1176
01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:10,376
depends on which side reaches climax first.

1177
01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:14,001
If women get climax, men suck her energy.

1178
01:22:14,293 --> 01:22:17,626
If men ejaculate, women suck his energy.

1179
01:22:17,959 --> 01:22:19,043
I mustn't reach climax first.

1180
01:22:19,251 --> 01:22:20,793
I must bear on.

1181
01:22:24,876 --> 01:22:27,043
Your dad says he must screw all women,

1182
01:22:27,334 --> 01:22:28,751
and no one dare screw his wife.

1183
01:22:29,001 --> 01:22:31,709
And now all female members
of his family get screwed by me.

1184
01:22:32,084 --> 01:22:33,668
This is just a repay for him.

1185
01:22:39,709 --> 01:22:41,793
This girl has delicate skin

1186
01:22:42,126 --> 01:22:43,001
and a tight pussy.

1187
01:22:43,293 --> 01:22:45,793
It's excellent to intercourse with her.

1188
01:22:46,084 --> 01:22:47,376
I want to ejaculate.

1189
01:22:47,626 --> 01:22:50,959
I must hold my energy. If my energy emits,

1190
01:22:51,251 --> 01:22:54,168
all the efforts I've done all these years,

1191
01:22:54,543 --> 01:22:56,168
will be ruined.

1192
01:22:57,709 --> 01:22:59,626
I must hold on tight,

1193
01:23:43,626 --> 01:23:46,126
I feel more and more excited.

1194
01:23:46,376 --> 01:23:48,668
No, I must be active.

1195
01:23:48,959 --> 01:23:50,001
I must make her surrender.

1196
01:23:50,334 --> 01:23:51,751
I must suck her energy.

1197
01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:54,834
If not,
I'll die because she'll suck all my energy.

1198
01:23:55,084 --> 01:23:57,084
I must use this posture, Lotus Seat.

1199
01:24:09,334 --> 01:24:12,001
Very comfortable.

1200
01:24:12,626 --> 01:24:16,418
I must win,
I must beat her to revenge for father.

1201
01:24:23,001 --> 01:24:25,459
Very comfortable.

1202
01:25:05,334 --> 01:25:06,876
I mustn't let her go on.

1203
01:25:07,084 --> 01:25:08,543
I'm nearly coming.

1204
01:25:09,334 --> 01:25:11,209
Very comfortable.

1205
01:25:11,501 --> 01:25:13,001
I'm coming.

1206
01:25:16,001 --> 01:25:17,293
I'm coming.

1207
01:25:29,293 --> 01:25:31,084
You're lost.

1208
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:33,501
You didn't know I've learnt
Secret of Virginity too?

1209
01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:35,793
I've sucked all your male energy.

1210
01:25:48,293 --> 01:25:51,834
You never expected you'll die?

1211
01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:56,334
Are you OK?

1212
01:26:23,126 --> 01:26:25,543
OK, let's go.

1213
01:26:27,084 --> 01:26:28,459
Come on.

1214
01:26:32,751 --> 01:26:35,001
As Saimun Chien doesn't believe in fate,

1215
01:26:35,251 --> 01:26:36,459
and insists on being horny,

1216
01:26:36,668 --> 01:26:38,209
his wife and children...

1217
01:26:38,626 --> 01:26:40,751
are all raped by Mirage Lady.

1218
01:26:41,043 --> 01:26:43,334
All except for Saimun Yiau,
as she's kind-hearted.

1219
01:26:43,626 --> 01:26:44,834
Though she gets raped,

1220
01:26:45,168 --> 01:26:46,584
she survives.

1221
01:26:47,209 --> 01:26:51,043
So you must believe in destiny.